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[pinesource]

Darren Barrenman is a hapless dreamer and would-be philosopher who spends his days looking after the pool of the Tahitian Tiki apartment block in sunny Los Angeles and crashing city council meetings with his neighbors Jack and Diane. When Barrenman uncovers the greatest water heist in LA history since Chinatown he makes uneasy alliances with a beautiful and connected femme fatale while following every lead he can with corrupt city officials, burned out Hollywood types, and mysterious benefactors - all in the name of protecting his precious Los Angeles.

CHRIS PINE as Darren Barrenman in Poolman (2023) dir. CHRIS PINE

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[taxidermychrist]

*covered in blood & in visible distress* i just need to write a list

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[stannisbaratheon]

i posted this old as balls gifset ten years ago today

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[homunculus-argument]

Also hey btw

The term “masterpiece” originally and traditionally meant a piece of work that an apprentice or other aspiring craftsman created to show off to his master or the town’s guild. So naturally, it was intended to be the best fucking thing that you could make, demonstrating just how fucking good you are at what you’re making - 100% to flex your skills. And if it was approved, the applicant was accepted as a member of the guild and could now call himself a master, and work in this craft in this city.

So the next time you’re looking at The One Great Thing you made and think “this is it, my masterpiece, I have peaked, it’s all downhill from here”, consider looking it the other way: Making your masterpiece means you’re only getting started.

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[catchymemes]

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[storybookprincess]

put your number (0-20) in the tags!!!!!! i think i got 14!!

anyone who comments that finding ways to enjoy the brief time we have on this bitch of an earth is cringey will be blocked ^_^ <3

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[studentbyday]

how long is your commute to school/uni/work?

~5-15 mins

~20-30 mins

~40-60 mins

smth else (feel free to elaborate)

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[utwo]

Beautiful library in Munich Bavaria

© Thomas

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[murphysletsdraw]

Dead tree (gouache)

This will be my June print for my postcard club on patreon! Be sure to check the link to my patreon in my pinned post if you'd like an a6 print of this painting :D

Image description: a gouache painting of a gnarled dead tree in the middle of a dark forest. Moss grows on and underneath the tree. The background is turquoise.
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